David

David is God.

As the Dungeon Master of his Dungeons & Dragons campaign, he creates worlds, guides heroes, and controls the fate of entire universes with nothing but a set of dice and an impressive amount of patience - all while being married to Kristina, which many would argue is his most important role.

He is a natural storyteller, known for crafting rich adventures and handling unexpected chaos with ease. Whether it is an epic battle or a completely unplanned detour, David always finds a way to make it part of the story.

Outside of the game, he enjoys video games, throwing a baseball around, and going on bike rides - simple things that balance out his otherwise god-like responsibilities, along with keeping a watchful eye on at least one (1) cat who believes it is in charge.

He also has excellent taste in partners, which continues to be one of his most consistently praised traits.